Mission Statement

We are a people who tell stories in one form or another.
After all isn't blogging just another way to gather around and tell those stories?

Motherhood is Painless is about finding the humor in the every day. In finding the happiness in those stories that we tell. What would happen if we *all* learned to laugh at ourselves? Maybe then the dark corners would recede a bit and we would all rejoice at the love we find there.

Sunday, October 2, 2011

In Lieu of Real Content


There's a lot percolating in this ole brain of mine, so until I can make sense of it, here's a meme to keep you occupied.


A. Age: 39 Yep, the big 4-0 is right around the corner. But 40 is the new 30, right?
B. Bed size: Queen.
C. Chore that you hate: Cleaning the bathroom
D. Dogs: Nope. Not a big fan. 
E. Essential start to your day: Hugs from the kids and hot coffee.
F. Favorite color: Red.
G. Gold or Silver: Silver. Although I'm learning to appreciate gold a bit more.
H. Height: I am 5'6".
I. Instruments you play: I studied piano and violin when I was a kid, but remember next to nothing. I'm a decent singer though. 
J. Job title: Chief Operations Officer at My House.
K. Kids: Claire (4) and Benjamin (2)
L. Live: I live in Jackson Heights.
M. Mother’s name: None of your business, but we call her Nana.
N. Nicknames: Most people call me Di, although a few call me D.
O. Overnight hospital stays: Three - when I was a kid, I had my tonsils taken out. Then when each kid was born.
P. Pet peeves: People who do half a job - or people to do a job, but forget to clean up after they are done. And gossip, nothing ever good comes from gossip
Q: Quote from a movie: "Let's show this bitch how we do things downtown!"
R. Right or left handed: I'm a leftie.
S. Siblings: One, a brother
T: Time you wake up: Between 6:30 and 7, depending on the kids. Unless it's my weekend day to sleep in, then between 8 and 8:30
U. Underwear: Yes, I wear underwear. 
V. Vegetable you hate: cooked carrots
W. What makes you run late: Claire or Ben
X. X-Rays you’ve had: Oh lord - many, many dental x-rays, since my teeth are a DISASTER. Most recently, my left knee since I finally decided to deal with the torn cartilage from when I fell down a flight of stairs FIVE DAMN YEARS AGO.
Y. Yummy food that you make: Roasted broccoli.  Banana bread. Scrambled eggs. According to Claire - cereal with milk. And pretzels. 
Z. Zoo animal: Giraffe

1 comment:

Grampa said...

I'd recognize you anywhere.